Running

At the time that I am writing this, I don't believe there will be any deep meaning behind of this, but I'll write anyway.
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Yesterday, I got an urge to run. Yeah, I know right? When I told my girlfriend this, she had me repeat what I said so she could savor those words for one moment, because I'm not a runner and she is. I then went outside and satisfied my urge to run.
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I ran a total of 2 miles straight and I have never done such a feat before. In the past year, the most I'd run was close to a mile, most of the time, I had only ran half a mile at most, and the most I'd ever run in my life prior to that was a mile and a half. Needless to say, I was in pain the rest of the night. How did I make it through 2 miles? I don't know, because my mind just shut off and it was just running. I forgot about everything, only when the pain got so bad in my legs did I even think and that was only saying "a little further" over and over in my mind until I finally lost all thought again.
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This goes to prove a statement that I have always said: Runners are mentally insane. It is a simple equation that you must use to prove that this accusation is true. To be able to run, you have to not think at all and if you don't think at all, you are not using your mind, and possibly even not in your mind. Well, if your not in your mind, then where are you? Out of your mind, that's where. Finally, out of your mind is a common phrase used for crazy people and crazy people are also classified as mentally insane.
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So, the equation is:
Running=Not using mind=not in mind=out of mind=crazy=mentally insane
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I believe I have proven my point.